ABOARD THE SKRULL WARSHIP...
SKRULL LIEUTENANT: Commander Xchai'ii, the humanoids have left the vessel, and...
COMMANDER XCHAI'II: And what?
SKRULL LIEUTENANT: And they appear to have boarded us, sir.
COMMANDER XCHAI'II: Pesky humans...aren't they in for a surprise? Let 'im loose.
COMMANDER XCHAI'II: We'll give those fleshbags a nice, warm, Super Skrull welcome aboard!
STARLORD: Look alive, everyone. Let's get these Skrulls out of our way so we can get Adam back to Earth to deal with that Monad.
ROCKET RACCOON: *sniff-sniff* Ugh. Skrulls haven't taken up bathing since the last time we ran into 'em.
DRAX THE DESTROYER: You better stay where I can see you, Raccoon. If you get outta my sight, I won't hesitate to blast you in case you might be a Skrull in disguise.
ROCKET RACCOON: You may not get a chance, Drax--behind you!
DRAX THE DESTROYER: Crossin' my fingers it's a super.
ADAM WARLOCK: Your lucky day, Drax.
SUPER SKRULL: Grrrrrr...
SKRULL LIEUTENANT: Heh. This oughtta be quick.
ONE ACTION PACKED BATTLE SEQUENCE I WAS TOO LAZY TO SET UP LATER...
ROCKET RACCOON: Look you Skrull scum, get the d'ast out of our way, this Monad thing on Earth will wipe the whole Skrull Empire out of existence, too!
DRAX THE DESTROYER: Hear that, darlin'? Either I end you now, or the Monad ends us all a week from now. Take yer pick.
STARLORD: Groot, we've deactivated the shields; hit the Warship's thrusters with a gamma torpedo and teleport us back! NOW!!!
GROOT: |||||| |||||| ||| |||||. |||| |||||||||| |||||| || ||||||| |||||!
ROCKET RACCOON: Wait...how big?! Because that's not any starship...
TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 13: TALPINAE SAPIEN!!!
Love the set in this one.
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