Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Chapter 12: Titanic Trouble

ABOARD THE SKRULL WARSHIP...



SKRULL LIEUTENANT: Commander Xchai'ii, the humanoids have left the vessel, and...


COMMANDER XCHAI'II: And what?

SKRULL LIEUTENANT: And they appear to have boarded us, sir.


COMMANDER XCHAI'II: Pesky humans...aren't they in for a surprise?  Let 'im loose.


COMMANDER XCHAI'II: We'll give those fleshbags a nice, warm, Super Skrull welcome aboard!


STARLORD: Look alive, everyone.  Let's get these Skrulls out of our way so we can get Adam back to Earth to deal with that Monad.


ROCKET RACCOON: *sniff-sniff* Ugh.  Skrulls haven't taken up bathing since the last time we ran into 'em.


DRAX THE DESTROYER: You better stay where I can see you, Raccoon.  If you get outta my sight, I won't hesitate to blast you in case you might be a Skrull in disguise.


ROCKET RACCOON: You may not get a chance, Drax--behind you!



DRAX THE DESTROYER: Crossin' my fingers it's a super.


ADAM WARLOCK: Your lucky day, Drax.


SUPER SKRULL: Grrrrrr...


SKRULL LIEUTENANT: Heh. This oughtta be quick.

ONE ACTION PACKED BATTLE SEQUENCE I WAS TOO LAZY TO SET UP LATER...


ROCKET RACCOON: Look you Skrull scum, get the d'ast out of our way, this Monad thing on Earth will wipe the whole Skrull Empire out of existence, too!


DRAX THE DESTROYER: Hear that, darlin'?  Either I end you now, or the Monad ends us all a week from now.  Take yer pick.


STARLORD: Groot, we've deactivated the shields; hit the Warship's thrusters with a gamma torpedo and teleport us back!  NOW!!!


GROOT: |||||| |||||| ||| |||||.  |||| |||||||||| |||||| || ||||||| |||||!


ROCKET RACCOON: Wait...how big?! Because that's not any starship...

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 13: TALPINAE SAPIEN!!!


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